Today may have been the best day of my life.
Or maybe that's just when I compare it with yesterday, a day that involved a stomach bug, endless vomiting, and overall misery. The countless times I spent throwing up led to apparent dehydration, which meant than at one point when I got out of bed to use the bathroom, I passed out and fell on the bathroom floor. I woke up with my lip split open and my glasses all bent, my face on the cold tile floor, and slowly got to my feet. Just in time to vomit all over my clothes.
So yeah, compared with yesterday, today was amazing.