Today is the 4th of April. Not the 4th of January, not the 4th of February, not even the 4th of March. The 4th of April. So I'm pretty sure it really shouldn't be snowing outside right now. You're smart, God - even smarter than Google - so I bet You know this weather just isn't right. I figure this must be some kind of cosmic mix-up, and I trust You to remedy it as soon as possible. Thank you very much.