You know you're experiencing a Strange Hormonal Time when you're flipping through television channels while babysitting, and suddenly all the commercial breaks just seem so positively moving that you choke back a sniffle while the woman advertising toothpaste talks. Or when you cry all the way home from work, explaining out loud to absolutely no one that you miss your family, and California, and also, you haven't had Chinese food in altogether too long, and you miss that, too.
When this kind of thing happens to me, I try to be grateful that even though I don't have a Y chromosome, I am blessed with a level-headed fellow who not only has one, but is also capable of being most understanding when I suddenly want to call off the wedding, run away to the Antarctic together, and... can we watch T.V. until that great toothpaste commercial comes back on?
Sarah, this might be the funniest post you've ever written. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI feel like that sometimes, too, but only when I'm pregnant. ;)
Commenting like I said I would. This is a fantastic post. Toothpaste. Ah.
ReplyDeleteIn my dream a few weeks ago, you were getting married in jeans. Everyone was in jeans. I thought it was a bit odd, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Ties your knot. You know.
Before a recent wedding that I was in, I dreamt that the bride decided to have two ceremonies so that people would stop commenting about how large the bridal party was (you know, have half at the first ceremony, half at the other) and the bride also wore a gold brocade dress. My reaction was very similar to Anyssa's.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I also was like that when I was pregnant. It hadn't ever happened before and hasn't happened since, thank goodness!
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