I've been reading Elena's blog (which is extremely humorous and charming), and I came across this little part that jumped out at me:
"I, on the other hand, am incapable of making any decision whatsoever without first ascertaining that I couldn't possibly be stepping on the toes of anyone's imaginary monkey."
The reason this jumped out at me is simply that it sounds exactly like ME.
In fact, I bet that Nathan will read this and laugh out loud at the similarity. (He thinks I am sometimes absurd in this respect.)