Why am I doing this? It is 1:52 on Friday morning as I type this, and I still have not started my sociology paper. Which is due in approximately seven hours. The thing is, it's just a ridiculous one-page-response paper, and I could write it in 20 minutes, if I'd only get started.
I'm probably the worst procrastinator in the world. (Wait, should I say I'm the worst or the best? Can you be the best at doing a bad thing? It's a terrible thing and I do it terribly, but at the same time, I do it oh-so-well...)